Ah Valentines day!
A Day for love, passion, romance and flair
An emotion in us that is so rare!
Every girls and almost every boy
Come up with ways to be happy and spread their joy
They sweet talk their dates
They cuddle with their mates
And the testosterone hits the fan!
Ah yes it seems all the "normal" people love valentines day alot.....
But the Ultimate Creature(AKA ME!) DOES NOT!
OH YIPPEEEE! IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY! YAY! LET'S HOLD OUR FREAKIN HANDS AND SKIP DOWN THE HALLWAY AND LOOK LIKE A PAIR OF FUCKING JACKASSES!!!!
oh boy.....can't wait for THIS DAY.......Yer probably scratchin yer heads thinkin "Dude why so down?" WELL WHY? Why do I hate this fucking piece of shit "holiday"
I think it's cause my shoes are too fucking tight!
Or maybe my head aint screwed on right!
Orrrrr maybe....just maybe............EVERY SINGLE COUPLE'S BRAINS ARE TEN SIZES TOO MOTHER FUCKING SMALL!
"STOP LOOKING AT ME! GROSS MAN!"
"HEY PASS ME THE BALL! THANKS MORON!"
"GET AWAY FROM HER CREEP!"
"HEY SHE'S MINE DON'T LOOK AT HER!"
"HA YOUR IGNORING ME CAUSE YOUR JEALOUS!"
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............Can I say something? Am I just a stress toy to you? Do you take it out on me to let it out of your systems? Just because you're in a relationship it does not give you permission to be an douche bag!
anyways, Let there be hate! I'd love to rage out more in this journal as much as the next guy, but I actually have some important announcements!
UpDaTeS!
DELFINO DELAY!
If you were wondering, I am done with chapter 7, unfortunately I have a big test comin up called HESPA! And I need all the time and effort to prepare for it(or at least care for it!) Anywhooo! Do not expect it this or next month but hey, I'm still here for ya!
MINE/SPORE CONUNDRUM!
As if I have enough tricky decisions to make already, I now have to CHOOSE to spend my free time with either MINECRAFT or my beloved SPORE! They are both spectacular games, and they deserve a big gold statue of glory! And yet, when I finish homework late, I have time for one!......decisions decisions.......
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIIIGHT!
As I peered out my window yesterday at 5:00 (sunset hour) I saw a little floopy silhouette cross the street near my house, surprised and slightly scared I open the door and walk out to take a closer look but at a safe distance, It froze and looked at me...and it ran off, weirded out, I go back in and worked myself to the bone with homework, When I was done I settled in for sleep, When I shut off all my lights, I hear a tapping on the back door, "Must've forgot to let the dog in again" I thought, So I put my robe on, head downstairs and as I come down, I see the dog fast asleep on the chair! Then the tapping returns...louder! My heart jumps right out of my throat as I make my way to the kitchen! I come to the backdoor, more tapping, I could'nt see what it was but I heard more tapping, I reach my hand to the laundry room and quickly turn on the patio lights!....nothing was there....but then the same silhouette I saw crossing the street JUMPS AT MY FACE AND CREIS OUT! LOOOO LOOOOO LOOOOLOLOOOO! I fall to the ground terrified! The last thing I saw was a quick brown blur fleeing into the darkness and vanish within the night, I go back to my room all shaking and scared..."WH-WH-WHAT THE HELL?...." After I somehow manage to fall asleep I wake up the next morning and then an old man knocks on my door! I politely ask him what's up then......he asks me if I happened to see his pet TURKEY anywhere!
Well that's all for today and FYI....That top segment of the journal was just a little mood tester! Where I test my mood setting skills! Where you upset to see me angry? Where you worried? Scared? Or did you see all of this comin at the end! lollo! Anyways don't worry guys! My fuse is fairly long! Besides Did you guys really think I would get depressed over a stupid little thing like that? So I Apologize to those who became upset for seeing my "fake scene" I just wanted to experiment with my writing/expression skills!
And I would certainly like to wish my Fantastic Deviants...
A happy Va.....no I still hate Valentine's day god danggit!